0730: Wake up, sit peacefully for 15 minutes breathing. This will inevitably wake the cat, dog, and husband. They will all want love at the same time. Forfeit meditation in exchange for kisses.
0745: Go Raw Spirulina Energy bar with a big glass of water. Take vitamins. Try to recreate meditation time on the toilet. This will induce cat's super door opening powers. Husband will complain of full bladder. Curse lack of forethought when going with the 2/1 condo instead of a 2/2. Resign oneself to try meditation during walk with Shih Tzu.
0800: Walk dog. Zen music on, crisp breeze, and delicate sunshine dance around us peacefully. Breathing adjusts to the pace and a calm begins to... Escalate to blind rage as loud mouthed neighbor with antichrist chihuahua comes around the corner. Heart palpitates as every fiber of thy being tenses. Just don't make eye contact. Don't. Look. Neighbor excitedly runs over. Evil chihuahua bark permanently ingrained in head. Neighbor makes about as much sense as Boomhauer on King of the Hill attempting to emulate Fran Drescher from The Nanny. Spend next 20 minutes asking God to never do that to me ever again.
0830: Attempt to regain feeling in frozen extremities. Save walk in handy MotoACTV. Watch eats all workout history and crashes. Pick up iPhone and write whiny blog post for 15 minutes. Realize legs fell asleep and now cannot resume upright position.
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